What's it about? NON-STOP FASHION is a programme where people is able to know the real meaning of fashion. Do you want to know how well your superstars can lie? Do you want to know all about the last trends? Do you want to participate in our fashion show? If you are ready to live the greatest experience of your life, you must come here!
Chad Kroeger and Beyoncé are our invited artists. Jay Leno is our TV presenter. The set is situated in a familiar environment, in front of some stairs that will be used as a runway. There will be a sign with the programme name and posters of some artists who have visited this programme.
*The theme song starts sounding. Appears Jay Leno, waving to the public*
JAY: Thank you very much! Welcome to the show! Today is the day when you're going to discover how to be trendy with all these clothes you've never considered “fashionable”. Well, as you can thought I wouldn't be the model, so who better to do this than our invited artists? Let's receive with a big applause Chad Kroeger from Nickelback and Beyoncé!
*First appear Chad, and then Beyoncé. They are wearing trendy clothes. They wave to the public*
JAY: Hey Beyoncé, hey Chad. How are you?
BEYONCÉ: I'm good, thank you.
CHAD: I'm all right. How are you, Jay?
JAY: I'm pretty good, thank you. Well, let's start the show! First of all... Do you know why have you come to this programme?
CHAD: Honestly, I don't know.
BEYONCÉ: Neither I do.
JAY: Really? Oh, I think at the end of the show you will know it as it is your family history. Let me explain it to you: you’re going to try some clothes on and then you’re going to convince the public if what you’re wearing fits you or not. You need convincing them, because if you can’t you will have to sit on this armchair full of cockroaches!
*Chad and Beyoncé make revolting sounds*
JAY: Ok, great! Do we start with you, Beyoncé? You know, ladies first.
BEYONCÉ: I have no option. Well, let’s get pretty!
CHAD: Good luck, babe.
*They go to another room, next to the set. There are lots of clothes. Jay lets Beyoncé behind a small wall before she sees anything. Jay gives her an awful dress and a t-shirt*
BEYONCÉ: Do I really have to try it on?
JAY: You choose, honey: this dress or some cockroaches. Think that with this dress you will be the last sensation in fashion!
BEYONCÉ: Let me doubt it, Jay.
*Beyoncé appears in front of the cameras. She doesn’t look so great. She tries to put good faces but it’s difficult because of spectator’s laugh. Jay’s going to say something but Beyoncé looks him and then she does a knot in the t-shirt. Spectators now look her with good eyes*
JAY: You do miracles with your image, girl.
BEYONCÉ: Yes, I do. A woman has to know how to get away difficult situations.
JAY: I’ll be waiting for a book about that. Well, guys, do that clothes fit her or not?
*More than the half of the raised hands have their thumb raised too*
JAY: Great! Beyoncé, you have passed tour test! Go to sit with Chad, babe. No, no, don’t try these clothes off.
* She’s wearing a bathrobe. While Beyoncé is going to the set...*
BEYONCÉ: Well, this dress is really funny. It’s so coloring and it makes you feel as you’re in summer. By the other hand, it’s a long dress, so it’s elegant and sexy too.
*She sits next to Chad. They share looks. They laugh*
JAY: Hey, dear spectators, remember that you’re watching Non-Stop Fashion, the best fashion programme ever! Well, Chad, is your torn. Do you want to ask something to your rival?
CHAD: Well, I would like she did this kind of “test” again instead me, is it possible?
BEYONCÉ: I’m sorry, but... no, It isn't.
CHAD: I had to try it.
JAY: Come on, Chad, you’re not going to die today!
*They go to the same room where Beyoncé went before. Chad stays behind the wall immediately. Jay gives him an “illegal” t-shirt and a kind of trousers*
CHAD: You are kidding me, aren’t you?
JAY: Right now I’m not, dear Chad. Now it’s your decision: sleep over some cockroaches or wear this. You won’t be the fist in no one of the two decisions!
*Chad snorts and tries the clothes on veeeeeeeery slowly. Everyone is impatient. When he puts himself in front of the camera, everyone starts laughing. Chad turns red. He tries to take off the awful clothes, but Jay stops him at time*
JAY: Hey, hey, hey, hey, man! Wait, man! We don’t know who is the looser yet.
CHAD: I think I Know, Jay.
*They go to the set. Chad talks to a camera while he’s trying on a bathrobe*
CHAD: This t-shirt has cold tones which make my eyes be highlighted. This hides the trousers, which are brown and don’t fit me. However, the elastic bands of the trousers and this spectacular shirt make me seem a serious person. I like it, yes.
*They arrive to the set. Now Chad and Beyoncé look each other as if their lifes are in game. Suddenly, they look to Jay Leno. He smiles.*
JAY: Well, let’s have a look to the stadistics... *Appears an image with them* 21% of the votes go to... Chad! Congratulations, Beyoncé, you won’t touch some cockroaches! Thank you for your participation!
BEYONCÉ: Thank you, spectators! I do hate cockroaches.
JAY: Hahaha. A big applause for her! And now... where’s our looser? Chad, where are you hiding yourself?
*Beyoncé goes out. The production manager comes in. He says something in the ear to Jay*
JAY: Oh, I understad... Thanks, Jake. I’m sorry, guys, but I have a bad notice... Our contestant, Chad, has escaped through the back door. Our cockroaches won’t be crushed today. Poor Chad, he was allergic to them! Hahahaha. The show ends here, my friends. I wish you have had the funniest time of your lifes, but remember: tomorrow more, but not better! Bye, see you!
